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Taxes not Texas



Taxes not Texas are jokes about money one liners, a jolly fun posts with crazy one lines that thinks miles to bring smiles to magzblog readers 

Jokes on money one liners

My auditor did a spelling  mistake..."magzblog pay your TEXAS soon"... I packed my bag and went to Texas.

U can find money always here.........dictionary.
money verbatim





If you think nobody is talking to you during lock down... just try missing your EMIs for some more time. you will get really busy ...Ha Ha

Esteemed Indian Currency


Now Idlies are preferred than Italy

Fluffy idlies


Im searching for Antivirus for corona...
Covid



My best Holiday destination in 2020 is ....... Going to office.
Office



The cost of living is Netflix, amazon and google.
Home entertainment



I wanted to be a banker, then I lost interests


If time is money then ATMs are any Time Machines


Wait for AI, It will tell you if you will become rich


A hard thing about business is minding your own



Richest place in the world... Moneypur(...Manipur)


When it rains money, when the weather Changes?



If money grows on trees, what will be the favorite Season?... Fall
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Any one who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new...

A fine is a tax for doing wrong,  a tax is a fine for doing well.


Foreign aid, transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries

Its tax time, because I am starring at documents for so long which makes no sense to me


What is the difference between men and government bond? Bonds mature



Is everything expensive. or I am just poor?



Keep smiling

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